3 am confessions..............
I cannot f-ing sleep. Since turning off Seinfeld at 10 I have watched every hour pass. I am not going to make it to practice AGAIN and I am pissed.
What I have done:
tossed and turned- check
counted sheep {got to twelve} -check
worried, about my fish- my momma mollie has ick, if you're not a fish person this means little
about my boyfriend, his drinking, his business, if we ever break up will he take the dog etc.
about missing another practice, about tomorrow, about insomnia, about my 19 lb. 11 yr old cat- ALL CHECK
woke boyfriend up, got it hard, hopped on- check
blogged shit I may regret- CHECK!!!
gotten something to drink- check
smoked pot- NO, I'm out and the bf uses my Cheechish proclivity to validate his quest to become Capt. Morgan
I'm subbing @ 9am, if I could sleep I could get 5 hours.
HA!!
Up next, Reading Lord of the Rings....I'm at the last book and it's pretty f-ing exciting. Much better than the movies even tho those were great. Tom thinks its bizarre to reread a book that I also own the movies. What can I say....if you're a reader-you a reader.
Tom has come downstairs to find me typing, that's the problem w/ waking them{bf's} up for sex in the middle of the night, they're awake too... and is not happy with the content.
What fun is blogging if it doesn't piss someone off?
he says if we break up- he IS taking the dog, and perhaps I should worry about other things like him going crazy on rum and dismembering me with the new axe my mom bought.
worrying about being chopped up- CHECK!!
I cannot f-ing sleep. Since turning off Seinfeld at 10 I have watched every hour pass. I am not going to make it to practice AGAIN and I am pissed.
What I have done:
tossed and turned- check
counted sheep {got to twelve} -check
worried, about my fish- my momma mollie has ick, if you're not a fish person this means little
about my boyfriend, his drinking, his business, if we ever break up will he take the dog etc.
about missing another practice, about tomorrow, about insomnia, about my 19 lb. 11 yr old cat- ALL CHECK
woke boyfriend up, got it hard, hopped on- check
blogged shit I may regret- CHECK!!!
gotten something to drink- check
smoked pot- NO, I'm out and the bf uses my Cheechish proclivity to validate his quest to become Capt. Morgan
I'm subbing @ 9am, if I could sleep I could get 5 hours.
HA!!
Up next, Reading Lord of the Rings....I'm at the last book and it's pretty f-ing exciting. Much better than the movies even tho those were great. Tom thinks its bizarre to reread a book that I also own the movies. What can I say....if you're a reader-you a reader.
Tom has come downstairs to find me typing, that's the problem w/ waking them{bf's} up for sex in the middle of the night, they're awake too... and is not happy with the content.
What fun is blogging if it doesn't piss someone off?
he says if we break up- he IS taking the dog, and perhaps I should worry about other things like him going crazy on rum and dismembering me with the new axe my mom bought.
worrying about being chopped up- CHECK!!
posted by Shayna at 3:31 AM
2 Comments:
THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST EVER. Yes, worthy of all-caps shouting. More Shayna train-of-thought Please! Pretty Please!
Oh, and, I miss you.
And, Tom, if you chop Shayna up, I'm coming after you, buddy.
What fun is blogging if it doesn't piss someone off?
Yeah, exactly. Hope to see you this week! xoxo
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